Bring back bathing suits for strong and confident women. The ones that encourage us to run on the beach and embrace every phase of womanhood instead of making us focus on picking dental floss out of our ass cheeks. I once read a blog post entitled “how to wear a bikini.” The post said “step one: buy a bikini. step two: put it on.” This is easier said than done with the options you provide us.
I have bathing suit envy. The other day I went shopping with my husband for a bathing suit. He bought a nice pair of Hurley board shorts. They look extremely comfortable, tie at the waist and then go down to the knee. In fact, he also purchased a matching sun shirt. I would look AMAZING in that! You know what I don’t look amazing in? Your stupid bathing suit designs. Continue reading