No, I didn’t see your Facebook post or maybe I did and just didn’t focus on it. I liked something or I didn’t like something or I was lazy and switched gears and went to a news site. If you think that I’m intentionally ignoring you or selectively using social media to send you a message then you need to understand that social media is not a good tool to measure human interactions and relationships. I have the attention span of a five-year old most of the time so please don’t read into what I do or don’t do on social media. Be kinder to yourself. You’re worth more than what Facebook wants you to believe.
I’m not offended by what you say, what you write or what you do in your life. If that changes I will simply unfriend you in real life. I don’t believe you have a picture perfect life and I don’t believe you always look hot or skinny, because unlike your selfies I don’t view you from ten feet above your head. You may be a great mom, but I also know that you really suck at motherhood because all of us do. There’s no such thing as mother of the year. Trust me, I know….I’ve been losing that contest for twenty-two years straight. Your marriage isn’t perfect. I know this because I’m married. Your kids are great and I also know they suck. I know this because I have kids. You’re on vacation? So was I! Maybe you saw the pictures? No? That’s OK! I’ll tell you all about it over lunch or I won’t.
No, I didn’t see your Facebook post or maybe I did and just didn’t focus on it. Pick up the phone and give me a call.