No, I didn’t see your Facebook post or maybe I did and just didn’t focus on it. I liked something or I didn’t like something or I was lazy and switched gears and went to a news site. If you think that I’m intentionally ignoring you or selectively using social media to send you a message then some introspection is in order. You need to understand that social media is not a good tool to measure human interactions and relationships. I have the attention span of a five-year old most of the time so please don’t read into what I do or don’t do on social media. Be kinder to yourself. You’re worth more than what Facebook wants you to believe.
Facebook is not a Measure of Our Friendship
I’m not offended by what you write or what you do with your life. If that changes I will simply unfriend you in real life. I don’t believe you have a picture perfect life and I don’t believe you always look hot or skinny, because unlike your selfies I don’t view you from ten feet above your head. You may be a great mom, but I also know that you really suck at motherhood because all of us do. There’s no such thing as mother of the year. Trust me, I know….I’ve been losing that contest for twenty-two years straight. Your marriage isn’t perfect. No one relationship is perfect. Your kids are great and I also know they suck. I know this because I have kids. You’re on vacation? So was I! Maybe you saw the pictures? No? Forgot to post it. I’ll tell you all about it over lunch or I won’t.
No, I didn’t see your Facebook post or maybe I did and just didn’t focus on it. Pick up the phone and give me a call.
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